Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Hats are cool…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
Cancer linked to death!
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Waldo still missing…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…God found dead in space…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…

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