…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
Cancer linked to death!
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…God found dead in space…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Hats are cool…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Waldo still missing…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…

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