…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Hats are cool…
…Waldo still missing…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…God found dead in space…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
Cancer linked to death!
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…

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