…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…God found dead in space…
Cancer linked to death!
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Waldo still missing…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Hats are cool…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…

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