…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Waldo still missing…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Hats are cool…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…God found dead in space…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
Cancer linked to death!
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!

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