…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
Cancer linked to death!
…Mannequins found in store window…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Waldo still missing…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…God found dead in space…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Hats are cool…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…

Vim & Vigor