…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Hats are cool…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Waldo still missing…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…God found dead in space…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
Cancer linked to death!
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…

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