…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Hats are cool…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
Cancer linked to death!
…Waldo still missing…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…God found dead in space…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…

Proclivities