…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
Cancer linked to death!
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Hats are cool…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…God found dead in space…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Waldo still missing…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…

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