…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…God found dead in space…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Hats are cool…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Waldo still missing…
Cancer linked to death!
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…

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