…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Waldo still missing…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…God found dead in space…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Hats are cool…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Mannequins found in store window…
Cancer linked to death!

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