…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…God found dead in space…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Waldo still missing…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
Cancer linked to death!
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Hats are cool…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
Tom Reimann
Tom Reimann

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Tom Reimann is a comedian, writer, and podcast host. His work has been featured on Cracked.com, MAD magazine, and Earwolf. He can only be destroyed by saying his name backwards in German.