…Mannequins found in store window…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Waldo still missing…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
Cancer linked to death!
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…God found dead in space…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Hats are cool…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
Stewart Miller
Stewart Miller

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