…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…God found dead in space…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
Cancer linked to death!
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Hats are cool…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Waldo still missing…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
Saundra Sorenson
Saundra Sorenson

Author - Possible Ghost

Saundra Sorenson is a journalist and comedy writer who was once called "Portland's Kathleen Turner" when she had a cold. She spent the past two years at Cracked as writer and editor for the Personal Experience team, proving that internet comedy and the fourth estate are not mutually exclusive. Before that, she was an old-school newspaper reporter who liked to haunt local comedy open mic nights. Also haunts: free museum days throughout L.A. County; wetland preserves with her talkative, barrel-chested dog Willey (they don't always solve supernatural mysteries along the way, but that's not to say never); and your dreams, but only to help you decipher them.