…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
Cancer linked to death!
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…God found dead in space…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Waldo still missing…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Hats are cool…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Mannequins found in store window…
Luke Y. Thompson
Luke Y. Thompson

Author - Smark

Luke Y. Thompson is a writer currently pursuing a PhD in the Nomics of Thugg. He also wears clothes. Mostly.