…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…God found dead in space…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Waldo still missing…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
Cancer linked to death!
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Hats are cool…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
Kelly Wallace-Barnhill
Kelly Wallace-Barnhill

Author - Cat Lady

Kelly Wallace-Barnhill a comedy writer, performer, yoga teacher, and cat enthusiast. You've seen her in "Timber: The Series", your Tinder feed, and most recently in the back row of a hot yoga class sweating and crying into her mat. She likes to laugh and hopes she makes you do that too because it's all she has left.