…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Waldo still missing…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…God found dead in space…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Hats are cool…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
Cancer linked to death!
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
“Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts
“Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts

Author - Healer - Vestigialist

“Dr.” Guru King Nartec Jeff Roberts is a successful leader in the field of Naturopathic Oceanic Archeology and author of the book “The Great Vestigial Lie” and “Whale Healing”. Tickets to his remote seminars or private speaking arrangements are available upon request.