…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
Cancer linked to death!
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Hats are cool…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…God found dead in space…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Waldo still missing…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
Dyana Goldman
Dyana Goldman

Author - "Lefty"

Dyana Goldman was born left-handed but has still been able to live a relatively normal life. She lives in Los Angeles where she has worked on several sitcoms including LA to Vegas, Happy Endings, and Entourage. When she's not writing she's hiking Runyon sneaking photos of other's dogs, making a mess of her kitchen, or living outside her means.