…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Waldo still missing…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Hats are cool…
…God found dead in space…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
Cancer linked to death!
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Mannequins found in store window…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
Madeleine Koestner
Madeleine Koestner

Author - Jujitsu Novice

Madeleine spends a lot of time by herself watching horror movies and listening to her favorite band Sparks. She runs the Philadelphia Unnamed Film Festival in her free time and stands in the kitchen looking into the refrigerator and wondering what the hell she's going to eat for dinner in her unfree time. Madeleine once dislocated her thumb doing Jujitsu, popped it right back in, and kept on rolling. On Twitter, she is @DVDBoxSet. Off twitter, she is Madeleine.