…Hats are cool…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
Cancer linked to death!
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…God found dead in space…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Waldo still missing…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
David Bell
David Bell

Author - Professional Board Gamer

David has written for such websites as Filmschoolrejects.com and Cracked, where he was an editor, video writer, and columnist. He now spends his days streaming board games and co-hosting Best Bad Movie Ever, Hypecast, and We Just Watched. Check out his Patreon or give him a tweet or two.