…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…God found dead in space…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Hats are cool…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
Cancer linked to death!
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Waldo still missing…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
Daniel O’Brien
Daniel O’Brien

Author - Presidential Expert

Daniel O’Brien is the author of How to Fight Presidents, Your Presidential Fantasy Dream Team, the head writer for The De-Textbook and a senior editor for You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News (now a New York Times Bestseller). He is one of the original founding members of Cracked.com, an award-winning comedy website and now he travels the world with his very woke dog Jackson. He values his privacy but can be found on Twitter.