…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Hats are cool…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Waldo still missing…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…God found dead in space…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
Cancer linked to death!
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
Danny Gerdude
Danny Gerdude

Author - Single/Ready-to-Mingle

Hello, my name is Dathaniel, but you can call me Dan or Danny. I'm panvegan, well traveled, and looking for love.