…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Hats are cool…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Waldo still missing…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…God found dead in space…
Cancer linked to death!
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
Shawn DePasquale
Shawn DePasquale

Editor-In-Chief - Eater of Cereal

I was born on a cold night in the winter of our discontent. I write stuff on this website. Also, I write comic books and other forms of media. In training to be the next Batman.