…God found dead in space…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
Cancer linked to death!
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Hats are cool…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Waldo still missing…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
Brian Gilmore
Brian Gilmore

Author - Mob Informant

Brian Gilmore has spent the last 15 years as part of the witness protection program and figures it's about time. The crooks are all probably not mad anymore. So now he's publicly writing for websites again. Fingers crossed!