…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Hats are cool…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Waldo still missing…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…God found dead in space…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
Cancer linked to death!
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
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