…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Hats are cool…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…God found dead in space…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
Cancer linked to death!
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Waldo still missing…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
Annelise Dekker-Hernandez
Annelise Dekker-Hernandez

Author - Windy City Native

Annelise Dekker-Hernandez is a comedian, writer, and actress, and definitely the only person in Los Angeles with that job description. You can witness her patented athleisure witch/unhinged art teacher aesthetic at standup comedy venues around LA. As a native Chicagoan, her passions include encased meats and accepting that she is not for everyone.