…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
Cancer linked to death!
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…God found dead in space…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Waldo still missing…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…Hats are cool…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
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